I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
I want it.
That last one.
That last one is me every single night…
I NEED TO MARRY WHOEVER IS DRIVING THAT CAR
are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Oh my god wtf
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.