(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pigs-cant-fly-silly)


hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh, via buttfordays)


revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

(Source: bratcore, via helioscentrifuge)



#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam, via moistbottom)


pemsylvania:

never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost

(via okaypizza)


  • Stripper: So, would you like a dance?
  • Customer: Nah, but I'll buy you drinks, happy to do that
  • Stripper: Thank you, but I'm not here to party. Can't pay the rent in vodka. I'd honestly rather you tip me the money you would have used to buy me a drink
  • Customer: Nah babe, I'm not into that. I don't need to pay chicks to talk to me
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: You're in a fucking strip club.


kohpai:

This guy has the best reactions I swear

(via omgmyfeels)


senpaicoolems:

syrensandsizzurp:

hoodkage:

queencityconfidential:

skeleton-on-the-internet:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

Oh boy.
I’d done the same thing.

Why did she throw it? thats the worst thing possible

LMFAO

well… I bet she never cheated again

No woman des- already knew I was in for some bs

senpaicoolems:

syrensandsizzurp:

hoodkage:

queencityconfidential:

skeleton-on-the-internet:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

Oh boy.

I’d done the same thing.

Why did she throw it? thats the worst thing possible

LMFAO

well… I bet she never cheated again

No woman des- already knew I was in for some bs

(via officialbeyonceknowles)


arab-quotes:

the real meaning of the pain is all lovers can meet each other except us.

arab-quotes:

the real meaning of the pain is all lovers can meet each other except us.

(Source: 3rabiya, via seriouslydelirious)


Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.